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They may or may not be the best way to win someone over, but they are certainly a conversation starter, and if delivered right, may garner a good laugh.

Your eyes are the color of my Porsche.

I must be dead because this is certainly Heaven.

Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

What's a nice girl/guy like you doing in a place like this?

Hi. My name is Mark Gates. Maybe you know my dad, Bill?

What's your sign?

Your daddy must be a thief. It looks like he stole the stars from Heaven and put them in your eyes!

If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call "fine print"!

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? No, oh - well then, please start!

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.

Hi. I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Do you believe in love at first site or shall I walk by again?

If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.

Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Your fall from heaven?